Tonight in Sydney: Circle Jerk #6
Gone are the days where an Australia vs New Zealand test match equated to another classic round in the lifetime battle between Stacey Jones and Dean "fucking" Treister for the crown of greatest rugby league player of all time. So it's not surprising that this evening's game is selling about as well as a line of Mark Gasnier special sauces.
Compounding this low interest rate (per annum) is that This Evening has already locked in it's plan to head down to The Cabaret Room at The Imperial Hotel in Erskineville to throw out the old/stained welcome mat for the return of Circle Jerk. A full scrum worth of legends will be lining up for this one — The Fighting League, You Beauty, Big Dingo and the debut performance from Point Being, featuring impressive music journalist/back-rower, Max Easton.
Tickets are just $12 on the door. Bands will kick off around 8:30pm, with the post-midnight "circle twerk" after party, featuring Power Moves and Teenage Mustache, kicking on 'til the wee hours. Jonesy just got himself a bag of Red Mitsubishis, let's grapple tackle our worries into the drought-ridden turf.
More info, including the official partnership deal with UBER taxi services to get you to and from the show for free, available over on this Facebook event.