Just another podcast ... like no other !!!! en-au Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail POLARBEARS!!! Sydney based super kool children who play a nice mix of music and don't talk too much because they don't really like the sound of their own voices Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail anything@polaroidsofandroids.com It's a podcast Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 20 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes Hey this is our first episode of our podcast radio show. We are still new, so it's a little shoddy but we did play some nice music. 59:27 Michael has a bitch heart Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 21 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes This podcast was advance recorded because Mike was going into hospital to have his ticker tinkered with. 59:27 Kill some podcats Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 22 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes Yes .. we are still here.. kicking harder than ever... 59:27 Valentine's Day Special Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes Love is all around me, love is all around. Feel it. 59:27 The 2005 Nottest 100 Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 24 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes On this episode we play our favourite songs from the 2005 countdown, as well as some of the songs we thought should have made it. 59:27 Songs with irregular time signatures Michael Pierce Thu, 25 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes Mikey Mike goes solo and indulges in his new obsession: Music with irregular time signatures. 59:27 Only Cowards and Cows Need Underpants Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 26 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes You can't believe we have been actually getting people listening to this, can you? 59:27 Magic? What Tragic? Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 27 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes On this episode (between songs) we solve the mysteries of the universe. 59:27 Wikipedia Kidds Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 28 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes This is a big one kids! Wait. No it's not. It's another hour of fun and games and music. 59:27 Jonny Goes Solo (the lost episode) Jonathan Nail Thu, 29 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes Where did this episode go? Why is it coming out after episode 10? Why does Jonny sound so whiney? So many goddamn questions. 62:10 The Boondoggle Incident: Seven in a Row Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:35:00 +1000 yes Several musical songs and other artifacts can be spotted throughout. 59:27 Sleeping In The Shadows Of An Underweight Pilchard Fisherman Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sun, 09 Apr 2006 21:27:00 +1000 yes Bubbles says she doesn't understand the lack of affection 61:18 Sexy Drummers Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sun, 16 Apr 2006 08:37:00 +1000 yes Nicolas Cross guest stars and programs a few songs, while we talk about the state of Australian TV, RE: Bert Newton. 60:18 Too Much Of A Good Thong Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sat, 22 Apr 2006 14:50:00 +1000 yes Nicolas Cross volunteers to be the butt of our cruel jokes and inhumane abuse once more, and we also play a song or eleven. 58:17 Semi-themed Mayhem, Madness and 'Such and Such' Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 11 May 2006 18:30:00 +1000 yes After a fourteen year hiatus, we have reunited to give our fans one last hurrah, and to cash in on lucrative commercial sponsorships. 58:32 All Australian Musicalness Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 24 May 2006 20:30:00 +1000 yes We decided to get together and play you some of our favourite current Australian songs. And also play you some of our own (bad) songs. 60:32 Chillin' Like Bob Dylan on Penicillin Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 4 Jun 2006 16:35:00 +1000 yes Thats right kids it's covers time, but not just any type of covers, Bob Dylan Covers! We play some of our favourites, and some that really shouldn't ever be played again or even been made in the first place. Im looking at you Axl. 72:08 Mathematicable Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:24:00 +1000 yes This episode has a theme. That theme is loose and based around the wonderous world of maths. 64:53 World Cup Soccer Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Tue, 12 Jul 2006 13:41:00 +1000 yes Now the world cup is over.. let's talk about it and play songs 'looesely' based around the main teams.. 59:52 Mimmick Homelessness Polaroids of Androids Wed, 19 Jul 2006 13:41:00 +1000 no No talking, just some love [and hate] songs pasted together.. to tie you eager kiddles over til the next time. 37:06 A Little Bit Limp And Floppy, But Still Does The Job Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:15:00 +1000 yes The title is not refering to the lameness of this episode, as it is once again rad. 1:02:03 Nuggets, Attack Frequently! Polaroids of Androids Wed, 31 Jul 2006 18:26:00 +1000 no Silence from us, noise from people with actual talent in the form of music. 37:39 New Zealand (is) special Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:21:00 +1000 yes Only music from the country known to us as - New Zealand. 1:01:45 Can I Borrow A Feeling? Polaroids of Androids Tue, 22 Aug 2006 14:12:00 +1000 no Onced I dreamt I was a raindrop... This is not the soundtrack to that. 29:48 Whatever Happened To Corey's Game (plan)? Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:15:00 +1000 yes Yo said Redman, you about to hit this bitch up? I politely said yes. 1:16:34 Sorry Day, Same As Any Other Day Polaroids of Androids Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:40:00 +1000 no We are SOOOOO SORRY. We know we suck, we are sorry this podcast is short, half assed, out of date, and that we are too lazy to make a proper episode, but we have been so busy eating children and organising freedom rallies for oh, i don't know, lets say Tibet, and being general electronic retards that we haven't had time to make a new episode for you. 35:48 Boa Constrictor, Boa Contractor Polaroids of Androids Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:55:00 +1000 no Did you hear the one about the guy who's wife got attacked by a mule that someone had fed amphetimines, so he tackled it, but it bit him and he had to go to hospital with minor brusing and scratches? No, me neither. 34:55 What do you mean 'not around'? Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:30:00 +1000 yes Your concern DOES NOT go un-noticed. 1:04:34 Jack's Flower Bauer Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:30:00 +1000 yes Jonathan Matthew Arnold Reinhold Snootypants O'Nassis Nail turned 24 years young (old) today and in celebration of it, we mention it briefly once and then go on with business as usual. 1:08:12 Shelving Welders, Smelding Fencers Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:30:00 +1000 yes Another day, another load of crazy good songs 1:01:54 Workshopping Their Way To Victory Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:15:20 +1000 yes Oh by Jesus, people cried, died and tried pretty krazily on this episode 1:01:24 You Can't Spell Flem Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:10:00 +1000 yes Jonny plays it solo and pumps up some songs to make you 'ooooohhhh' 51:50:24 Bangle Dust Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:00 +1000 yes Jocks love music, and we love jocks. 1:03:42 Pre-Panther Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 5 Mar 2007 21:30:00 +1000 yes Out with the old, in with the nucleus. 1:03:42 Time to settle down, have some little Jonnys and move to the 'burbs Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:35:00 +1000 yes Small like Daniel The Vito. 18:47 Essay: Fermaldehide and it's Effects on Modern Interior Design Techniques Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 21 Mar 2007 18:15:00 +1000 yes Some songs, lovingly crafted by talented artists, then butchered by us into one long audio track with a wee bit of talking in the middle 25:31 Waiting Is About 4% Of The Bottle Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:15:00 +1000 yes We were probably going to dedicate this episode to Boris anyway. 25:39 (Neil) Diamond's Are A Girls Best Friend Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 7 May 2007 14:15:00 +1000 yes A wise man once said: "Can I get a flat white with one sugar please?". He could. 20:39 We probably won't live forever in the electronic future Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 28 May 2007 10:00:00 +1000 yes If this collection of songs were sharp daggers they would surely cut your insides out and fry them up in the style of a Sunday morning hangover cure. 24:49 Selamat Pugsley Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Mon, 04 June 2007 10:00:00 +1000 yes Surely the world will be a better place when we all have high powered machines to do the work for us. Right? 22:49 Saddling Tramps Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sun, 17 June 2007 18:55:00 +1000 yes New music floats in, new music floats out. The part in between is where I sit in a daze spree of gin, tonic and brownies, pasting songs together and serving up what some wiser monkey's call 'magic'. 24:10 I'm Not Old Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sat, 30 June 2007 12:00:00 +1000 yes Sometimes it''s easier to go with the flow. But other times its better to fight against the current, like a salmon battling to get back to the place of it''s birth. This is neither of those times. 22:14 Coast To Coast (and back) with a bird called Pooky Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thu, 02 August 2007 12:00:00 +1000 yes LIVE podcast using a single record player and a couple of CD players. Guess which ones are the vinyl ones!!! 29:18 The troublesome acts of Dr. Jump N Fresh Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sat, 15 September 2007 12:00:00 +1000 yes We don't care too much for words. We DO however care for music that finds a neat little place to hide inside our heads and causes us to have fits of lust. This podcast contains nine songs that we are currently trying to work out how to make love to. 29:56 Copenhagen Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sun, 23 September 2007 12:00:00 +1000 yes Blah Blah Podcast. Yadda Yadda old stuff, new stuff. Enjoy or don't. 25:47 Baby, I Don't Have Your Money Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Wednesday, 31 October 2007 12:00:00 +1000 yes Paste some songs together. Make them about 50% Australian. Shower in the praise that follows. 27:47 Whoreranker Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Saturday, 17 November 2007 12:00:00 +1000 yes Very fresh music. 30:45 Ghosts! Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:00:00 +1000 yes Themed episode! Ghosts! 45:48 I'm Going To Leave This Bit Blank Too Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Saturday, 19 February 2008 12:00:00 +1000 yes You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge. Maybe. 43:55 Bluntrash Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sunday, 23 March 2008 12:00:00 +1000 yes Holy sweet lustboats, it's new music! 1:02:12 Wolem Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Friday, 11 April 2008 07:00:00 +1000 yes It's like life. Without the sneaking. 32:45 Graped Through Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Saturday, 16 May 2008 11:22:33 +1000 yes New hot stuffings. 36:30 You Can Keep Your Legs Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Sunday, 20 July 2008 11:42:33 +1000 yes Spare a thought. 40:53 DEAD Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Monday, 18 August 2008 07:06:12 +1000 yes dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead. dead? 57:34 Homebake 2008 Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thursday, 4 December 2008 10:06:12 +1000 yes A whole bunch of songs by artists who are playing at this Saturday's Homebake festival. 56:20 Oh, Meredith. Where did you go wrong? Michael Pierce and Jonathan Nail Thursday, 11 December 2008 9:14:00 +1000 yes The Meredith Music Festival is on this weekend, so here is a mix featuring some of the artists that are performing. 49:54 The Goats, They Dance Arturo Escartin and Jonny Nail Saturday, 17 January 2009 22:24:00 +1000 yes PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK 1:01:13 Some Lightness Jonny Nail Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:04:00 +1000 yes Some Lightness 44:33 The One About Being Sweet, Naked and Dead Jonny Nail Saturday, 9 May 2009 13:41:00 +1000 yes The One About Being Sweet, Naked and Dead 42:20 Ghostface Jonny Nail Wednesday, 24 June 2009 08:41:00 +1000 yes Ghostface 41:00 Apes. Apps. Grapes. Grapps. Jonny Nail Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:51:00 +1000 yes Apes. Apps. Grapes. Grapps. 45:42 Jay-Z Sprogzz Mackenzzee Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:51:00 +1000 yes Jay-Z 49:27 Birds Sprogzz Mackenzzee Tuesday, 13 October 2009 16:11:00 +1000 yes Birds 38:34 Bongdeth Better Than JS Monday, 21 December 2009 12:40:00 +1000 yes Bongdeth 43:49 DJ Hendy Boy: The Misogynistic Jerks Megamix DJ Hendy Boy Sunday, 21 March 2010 20:54:00 +1000 yes DJ Hendy Boy: The Misogynistic Jerks Megamix 42:07 Three Months (The Social Bunnies Can Go Fuck Themselves) DJ HTML6 Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:24:00 +1000 yes Three Months (The Social Bunnies Can Go Fuck Themselves) 52:26 Border Thieves vs Polaroids Of Acidroids: The Solid Bronzed Border Thieves, DJ HTML 6.2 Tuesday, 27 July 2010 15:12:00 +1000 yes Border Thieves vs Polaroids Of Acidroids: The Solid Bronzed 42:55